50 worst pop lyrics of all-time

I'm glad this was included: 

"I'm down on my knees, searching for the answer… Are we human or are we dancer?" 

10 ten hottens 80s sitcom moms

Lori Loughlin i.e. Rebbeca Donaldson should be number one.

200 greatest rock songs of the 1990s

In preparation for a 90s party I'm planning to throw soon with my roommates, here's a list of the 200 greatest rock songs of the 1990s. Here's the top 50:

1. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
2. Losing My Religion - R.E.M.
3. Jeremy - Pearl Jam
4. One - U2
5. Nuthin' But a "G" Thang - Dr. Dre
6. Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers
7. Waterfalls - TLC
8. Tears In Heaven - Eric Clapton
9. Doo Wop (That Thing) - Lauryn Hill
10. Loser - Beck
11. Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinéad O'Connor
12. Gangsta's Paradise - Coolio
13. Creep - Radiohead
14. You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette
15. California Love - 2Pac
16. O.P.P. - Naughty by Nature
17. Wonderwall - Oasis
18. November Rain - Guns N' Roses
19. Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden
20. Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J
21. Enter Sandman - Metallica
22. Smooth - Santana and Rob Thomas
23. Mo Money Mo Problems - Notorious B.I.G.
24. 1979 - Smashing Pumpkins
25. Paranoid Android - Radiohead
26. My Name Is - Eminem
27. All I Wanna Do - Sheryl Crow
28. Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve
29. Come As You Are - Nirvana
30. No Diggity - BLACKstreet
31. Closer - Nine Inch Nails
32. Sabotage - Beastie Boys
33. Alive - Pearl Jam
34. Don't Speak - No Doubt
35. Vogue - Madonna
36. Tennessee - Arrested Development
37. Song 2 - Blur
38. Killing Me Softly - The Fugees
39. Been Caught Stealing - Jane's Addiction
40. Groove Is In The Heart - Deee-Lite
41. What I Got - Sublime
42. Killing In The Name - Rage Against The Machine
43. Regulate - Warren G
44. Longview - Green Day
45. Hard Knock Life - Jay Z
46. Iris - Goo Goo Dolls
47. I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly
48. Plush - Stone Temple Pilots
49. Enjoy The Silence - Depeche Mode
50. Crash Into Me - Dave Matthews Band

My favorite song of these top 50? Probably "Wonderwall" by Oasis.

10 Greatest Running Backs of all-time

Here's a list of the 10 greatest running backs of all-time. While Barry Sanders is number 3 on this list, I think he should be number 1. Just check this highlight clip below. Unreal.

The 5 Worst Black Sitcoms of All-Time

A list from We Are Respectable Negros. I've never seen any of these shows but I just watched the "Homeboys In Outer Space" youtube clip. It seems like the worst TV show of all-time.

Pop Crunch's 100 hottest women of 2009

I hate the idea of these lists, but once I start looking, I usually can't turn away. Typical male, I know.

The 25 Most Influential Liberals In The U.S. Media

Is it me or is this a terrible list? Most of these people aren't even true liberals! Christopher Hitchens? Hitchens who is all for waterboarding? If Hitchens is a liberal, I have a 12-inch uh...

25 Great Closing Tracks to Albums

Cool little list. Any list of this sort that includes The Velvet Underground's "Sister Ray" and The Rolling Stones's "You Can't Always Get What You Want" on it is fine by me.

Notable exclusion from the list that should have been included? "Tomorrow Never Knows" on The Beatles' album Revolver. Awesome, awesome song.

The 100 Most Likely People To Die In 2009

This is one fucked up list. Although I have to say it is a pretty accurate list. Both Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse made the Top Ten, despite being under 30. Kudos to them.

25 Best Opening Lyrics of All-Time according to spinner.com

Here's an interesting list, although any list that doesn't include "Woke up late, at about noon, just thought I had to be in Compton soon, gotta get drunk before the day begins, so my mom will stop bitchin' about my friends" is a flawed one.

My personal favorite on the list? "What's with these homies dissin my girl?"

25. "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar..." (Human League, "Don't You Want Me?")

24. "I've been a bad, bad girl..." (Fiona Apple, "Criminal")

23. "You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips..." (The Righteous Brothers, "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling")

22. "Go shorty. It's your birthday..." (50 Cent, "In Da Club")

21. "Hello darkness, my old friend..." (Simon and Garfunkel, "The Sounds of Silence")

20. "I am an antichrist...." (The Sex Pistols, "Anarchy In The U.K.")

19. "Well I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body..." (George Michael, "Faith")

18. "We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee.." (Merle Haggard, "Okie From Muskokee")

17. "I was dreaming when I wrote this..." (Prince, "1999")

16. "Pigs, they tend to wiggle when they walk" (Pavement, "Stereo")

15. "She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene..." (Michael Jackson, "Billie Jean")

14. "There must be some kind of way out of here, said the joker to the thief..." (Bob Dylan, "All Along The Watchtower")

13. "What's with these homies dissin' my girl?" (Weezer, "Buddy Holly")

12. "A candy-colored clown they call the sandman tiptoes to my room every night..." (Roy Orbison, "In Dreams")

11. "Oh I just don't know where to begin..." (Elvis Costello, "Accidents Will Happen")

10. "Tommy used to work on the docks..." (Bon Jovi, "Livin' On A Prayer")

9. "Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine..." (Patti Smith, "Gloria")

8. "Well it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, now go, cat, go" (Carl Perkins, "Blue Suede Shoes")

7. "In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey..." (Beck, "Loser")

6. "Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?" (The Carpenters, "Close To You")

5. "Don't call it a comeback..." (LL Cool J, "Mama Said Knock You Out")

4. "Well she was just seventeen, you know what I mean" (The Beatles, "I Saw Her Standing There")

3. "Hey, ho, let's go!" (The Ramones, "Blitzkrieg Bop")

2. "I was born in a crossfire hurricane..." (The Rolling Stones, "Jumpin' Jack Flash")

1. "She's a very kinky girl..." (Rick James, "Superfreak")